December92009
huskerdont:thedeathoftruespirit: shampoo-suicide: (via shampoo-suicide) THIS IS FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE: YOU HAVE TO HAVE MAGIC TO JOIN HOGWARTS YOU HAVE TO BE A GENIUS AND INTO SCIENCE TO GET INTO STARFLEET THE BORG DON’T GIVE A SHIT. possibly true, BUT if I had to pick a mythical educational path to follow it’d definitely be Starfleet. Would you rather: Be at a boarding school where you get to learn magic which actually isnt that amazing, just lets you do like 5 cool things. Join the fleet of a utopian intergalactic republic where you can do a million more cool things than some wizard with technology, and get to explore the final frontier, and have sex with sweet alien girls. Fuck both of them, I’m joining Unit 731.

huskerdont:thedeathoftruespirit:

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THIS IS FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE:

  1. YOU HAVE TO HAVE MAGIC TO JOIN HOGWARTS
  2. YOU HAVE TO BE A GENIUS AND INTO SCIENCE TO GET INTO STARFLEET
  3. THE BORG DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

possibly true,

BUT

if I had to pick a mythical educational path to follow it’d definitely be Starfleet.

Would you rather:

  1. Be at a boarding school where you get to learn magic which actually isnt that amazing, just lets you do like 5 cool things.
  2. Join the fleet of a utopian intergalactic republic where you can do a million more cool things than some wizard with technology, and get to explore the final frontier, and have sex with sweet alien girls.

Fuck both of them, I’m joining Unit 731.
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